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Post by Jorenty on Aug 6, 2016 22:37:58 GMT -8
Hello people who followed my link to this dead website. Welcome to my redo of my original Moemon: Firered Omega nuzlocke. I'm going to start off with a few questions answered. If you have more to ask, ask. Why are you posting this here? Because BR is less likely to delete this than GameFAQs mods. By all means please help jump-start this place by trying your hand at posting here, Sexy, Leo, and Matt won't give three dolphins and might even visit more often if activity pops up here. Are you restarting the game? Yes, mostly because I didn't save my what I typed so far of it and mostly because I'm nice and will call my protagonist cut and not Brandon. Please vote my new starter. I'll be starting the playthrough in a few days for the poll to pick up votes. I need to sleep now anyways ATM.
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Post by Divine_shadow_ on Aug 6, 2016 22:46:50 GMT -8
hahah cut likes to touch tiny moe vagina
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Post by カットザマック Cutthemac on Aug 7, 2016 0:38:30 GMT -8
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Post by Jorenty on Aug 7, 2016 11:26:26 GMT -8
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Post by Divine_shadow_ on Aug 8, 2016 8:44:17 GMT -8
funnily enough, this response still works
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Post by カットザマック Cutthemac on Aug 8, 2016 11:02:12 GMT -8
クソ世界
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Post by Divine_shadow_ on Aug 8, 2016 23:31:53 GMT -8
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Post by カットザマック Cutthemac on Aug 9, 2016 11:04:46 GMT -8
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Post by Divine_shadow_ on Aug 13, 2016 16:14:46 GMT -8
Joren we miss you come back play pokemon pedo ver for us plz
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Post by Jorenty on Aug 19, 2016 10:35:31 GMT -8
Joren we miss you come back play pokemon pedo ver for us plz
OK bb just for you
Results: Elekid-2 Magby-1 Stunfisk-1Just gonna continue my current playthrough... LAST TIMECut was having a pretty good day, then he woke up. His mom got mad at him for never doing shut in life and his response was so weeaboo shut that she personally threw him out. He then met with Professor Gayboy Matt who gave him an Elekid, then Marty-Stu Joren showed up to kick his ass, their battle resulted in one of Matt's Hitler friends dying in eachother's place. Joren named the Elekid Samus. But you already know all of this, it isn't like it was reported and not archived or anything.. Now to be continued from my last one
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Post by Divine_shadow_ on Aug 20, 2016 1:08:19 GMT -8
Joren we miss you come back play pokemon pedo ver for us plz
OK bb just for you
Results: Elekid-2 Magby-1 Stunfisk-1Just gonna continue my current playthrough... LAST TIMECut was having a pretty good day, then he woke up. His mom got mad at him for never doing shut in life and his response was so weeaboo shut that she personally threw him out. He then met with Professor Gayboy Matt who gave him an Elekid, then Marty-Stu Joren showed up to kick his ass, their battle resulted in one of Matt's Hitler friends dying in eachother's place. Joren named the Elekid Samus. But you already know all of this, it isn't like it was reported and not archived or anything.. Now to be continued from my last one*waits with baited breath*
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Post by カットザマック Cutthemac on Aug 20, 2016 10:40:54 GMT -8
Can you make me die a painful death?
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Post by Jorenty on Aug 20, 2016 14:48:15 GMT -8
Can you make me die a painful death? If I did what you wanted, it wouldn't be as funny.Cut woke up from his horrible nightmare. He dreamed he was thrown out of the house, gained command over a little girl who murdered a perfectly fine, albeit completely elitist, gent, and, worst of all, was named Brandon. What kind of gay homophobic westaboo would call themself Brandon? "This is the last time Watashi watches anime for 5 days straight. 3 is moderate, 4 was pushing it, but Watashi isn't ready for 5 yet, not even if it's every incarnation of PreCure." However, just as he got out of bed, he noticed there unsettling things: 1. He wasn't in his weeb cave 2. The room he was in was messed up, with clothes lying everywhere, mostly his own, but also a yellow dress with a lightning bolt pattern and yellow panties with the same design that looked like they belonged to a girl no older than ten. Or a really small woman ("Let's go with the latter, please let it be the latter" thought Cut) and 3. The owner of said dress and panties was in the bed he slept in too, staring intently at him. He let out a small squeak and leapt all the way to the other side of the room, a show of the most impressive feat of athleticism he ever had done in his life. Unfortunately, this meant she now has the full disturbing sight of Cut's body, including his little pink string bean that was supposed to be his shlong. He soon dashed and hurried to get dressed in an extremely quick fashion (his second greatest athletic showing) and quickly realized that none of what happened was a dream (though he did go 120 hours straight of magical girl anime before his quest, sleep was foreign to him after all). Samus the Elekid soon followed suit, though she showed no hurry to dress or care that he saw her little girl body. As he stared at her while she slid on her panties ("No watashi was not staring, watashi does not go for jailbait!" You just did though. "Kuso, shut up Kami-sama dammit!"), Cut suddenly remembered how he got to where he was. Flashback:
In Matt's lab: "Well kid, you gotta pay for killing my bro Hitler #2.""Eh! But anata gave watashi the Moemon who did it, watashi didn't tell her to kill him!""I don't care, get me some dolphin from the Viridian City Pokemart. Everytime I go there some old stoner tries to take my keep me from getting anywhere because he had wanted some sick green to blaze. Or he would be stoned and annoyingly teaching me to catch a Moemon so someone can one day kill Arceus.""Watashi won't do it""Yes you will"At Route 22: "Alright Mrs. Barney! Good job""I knew I could do it, you're the best trainer ever Joren.""Watashi doesn't get it? Watashi won the last battle?""It's called grinding Cut, try it, Samus will be all the better for itThat night: "Oh yesh! This is so good! But if us grinding feels this good and makes anata strong, then going further will get anata stronger faster"*Doesn't talk but removes clothes*Flashback endCut silently accepted that, in the very least, his partner was stronger for the experience. ........................................................................... "Thank you for using the Union Room. I hope you had thoroughly enjoyed partaking of your enslaved little girl" Teala said as Cut stared the walk down the stairs, Samus silently following behind him. "You disgusting perverted dolphin." she added under her breath. "Hai! Watashi knows my Elekid got stronger from the grinding we did!" Cut enthusiasticly replied. "What are you talking about" "Watashi was grinding to get his Moemon stronger." "That's not that typing grinding you stupid Wailord! Are you Wailording stupid?!" Cut was going to give a rounding Weeb-seal copypasta, but halfway through he was thrown out and told to never return unless he had the city badge. How was he supposed to know grinding didn't mean rubbing his tiny weenur all over his Moemon's body?
I wanted to do more because I'm actually in Viridian Forrest rn. But got lazy, I'll finish up to where I'm at tonight.
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Post by カットザマック Cutthemac on Aug 20, 2016 20:09:12 GMT -8
Loli! \(^o^)/
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Post by Jorenty on Aug 20, 2016 21:55:33 GMT -8
The adventure so far!Cut was soon on the road again, learning what grinding truly meant led to Samus committing mass genocide upon the poor Moemon of route one. Professor Matt gave Cut and Joren Moedexes to write about what they catch and Cut gave an interesting entry on Elekids which your author was too lazy to come up with. Back at route one, they discovered a single Pidgy hiding away playing Hatoful Boyfriend and caught her. She was named Mega-Pidgy and was not at all happy to be in the story. Cut tried to sex her like Samus, failed horribly. At Viridian City they met a Houndour and Cut named her Squigly because she was a Skull Girl. Squigly died of a crit fighting a female Mankey Cut tried to catch and angrily fled, mourning the fact that he never got the chance to attempt to molest her. He then met some stoned old man who unnecessarily tried to teach him how to catch a Moemon. After the encounter, the old man revealed himself to unsurprisingly be player_hater and would show up as a major villain sometime later because lol Brandon. Cut caught a Poochyena on route 2 shortly after. She was very innocent and playful yet very bold and the mix between that personality and the similarities between her and what little he knew of the recently rip Squigly led to an immediate go behind the bushes. Aruf, as he decided to call her because she loved to howl, thought the statutory-rape was a fun game and hoped to "play" with him more in the future. Before entering Viridian Forrest, Cut met some chick who was all like "yo take my Treeko" but Cut can only have female Moemon and it took seven offers before his lil' pickle was replaced with a tiny moe vag. She wanted to go by the name Viridi because she was adamant that she was the forrest's protector. Another thing she was adamant about was causing Cut pain to fill a sadistic kink she begun discovering she had while he did some grinding (both Cut's idea of such and actual level grinding) in the forrest. Finally, he encountered his first female like halfway through and caught her: a Caterpie named Yotsuba, she had an ironically mild nature for her name. The next encounter was a female Pikachu and the author killed it, saved, and angrily stopped playing to type what he did so far, then went to work, then came back to do this summary instead of an actual narrative. Oh, I have screenshots too The team so far (album): imgur.com/a/OaBYwGraveyard: imgur.com/Cy6CYfC.png
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Post by Divine_shadow_ on Aug 20, 2016 22:45:46 GMT -8
>little pink string bean
i can't
someone save me
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Post by カットザマック Cutthemac on Aug 21, 2016 14:38:53 GMT -8
SKULLS GIRLS IS WESTERN WHAT THE FU;CK IS THIS SHlT I WOULD NEVER WANT TO SEX IT!
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Post by Jorenty on Aug 21, 2016 20:36:05 GMT -8
Goddam this dolphin takes tiiiiiiiiime To Cut, Viridian Forrest was nothing. Sure, Yotsuba died on her first battle, sure he had two close calls where Samus and MegaPidgey respectively got poisoned only for him to find a antidote nearby, at least he had Aruf. Aruf was a blessing to Cut, she was the only one on his team to genuinely love and respect her trainer (besides Samus, but she was made the team's badass mute anyway). "Master?" Aruf asked at one point as they walked out of the woods. Cut loved to be called that. "Hai, Ar-Chan?" Cut responded. "Can we play that game again now? Please?" She answered, gaining a gleam in her eyes. "Now what's the magic word?" At this, Aruf turned towards her master looked him dead in the eyes and shouted at the top of her lungs for all the bug catchers they defeated to hear. "Have sex with me Master! Onegai!" That last word, boldly shouted from a girl he had more complete control over than any other, made his tiny lil Brandon to stand so erect, he was almost pitching a tent... almost...
(I'm not describing what happened next, but y'no..) Cut had barely taken a few steps out of the woods when he was given a torchic... male... no soft resetting without all that grinding lost...
Minor creative liberty taken here folks After burying a newly deceased Torchic. Cut ran into what quickly became the love of his life. Said love was another moemon, a Swablu in fact, but she was a Swablu like no other. As Samus stood before her, arm outstretched with a charge-beam thundershock ready to fire, this Swablu remained completely relaxed, her dark-Manchild eyes resigned to her immediate death. Cut noticed other traits about her too. Her blue dress had much more white to it than some end frills on the other Swablu, including a kind of coat-top and white leggings. Her long blue hair, the only trait she shared with her kin, had a white hairband holding it in place. Cut knew that this was going to be a waifu of his, and best girl among said waifus. All she seemed to need was her hair dyed dark Manchild and her clothes made monochrome, and Cut would immediately abandon all his waifus for this best girl. "Wait Samus-Chan!" He called out to his original slave. "Don't hurt her!" Cut walked up to the now confused Moemon, and tapped his right hand to her shoulder. Immediately, the Moeball in said hand took her in and scared the hell out of Cut when it almost seemed like she would get out. But when resistance stopped, he had best girl in his hand. The capteur immediately returned Samus to her own domain and let his new waifu out of her own. "Agnes Oblige!" He squeed, taking in the beauty of the newly named Swablu. However, she gave a stern look back at her "master" and uttered one word: "unacceptable" Cut may have comeed his pants had it not been for the fact that he was then bombarded with shots of wind that seemed almost like a bird pecking him over and over until his bones were cracking. Luckily for Cut, Aruf leapt out of her own Moeball and tackled Agnes to the ground, bruising the Swablu's perfect skin in the process. "Don't hurt my master!" She shouted, accidentally spitting on her opponent's face in the process. Cut looked on in horror, then shifted his expression to determination. He put Agnes back, leaving Aruf to hold down nothing but the grass. She soon got up and ran over to Cut. "Master I protected you! Are you proud of me!" The Poochyena was utterly gleaming. That gleam soon died out when Cut showed how he wasn't, by smacking her in the face. "Don't touch mai waifu!" Cut yelled into the Moemon's face letting her soak in his anger before returning her to her ball and trudging onward to Pewter City.
One grinding session, failed capture attempt, male Mudkip, and male Togepi later... Cut walked into the gym, ready to take down his greatest enemy evur: President Brock Obama of the United Region of Kanto, master of salty rocks. "Welcome, as you can see I have dedicated the last year of my second term to being this city's gym leader, certainly Team KillArceus wouldn't run amok while I pwn newbs with my Stimulus Package in their face." "Baka! Watashi doesn't give a dolphin! Watashi just wants to end anata and anata's stupid Nigeriaian westaboo influence on this region!" The URK President smirked, surely this weeb was gonna be fun to take down. "Very well. Go Geodude!" And the battle had begun. Cut brought out his own secret weapon. He knew rock types would be no match for his only female gift Pokemon so far. "Tch, you keep me saved for THIS?!? Seriously?" The adamant Treeko Viridi said after finally being introduced in a narrative. "This fight's gonna be a total curbstomp!" Surely enough, it wasn't. Had it not been for her better speed and grass being effective against both geodude's types, Viridi would have been 2HKO'd with rock tomb. But absorb's health restoring effects allowed for Cut to be convinced that they could handle a silly Rhyhorn... ... OH GOD WHY DOES IT HAVE FLAMETHROWER!!! this completely accurate reaction was mixed with complete shock at Boris's survival with 3 HP. A second absorb brought down the mighty beast. When Obama's third Pokemon released turned out to be the Fire-type Vulpix ("6 is the number my alter ego is associated with," said the President) Cut decided to give Viridi a break and use Aruf. The dejected moemon fought hard in an attempt to prove she was worth something to her master, but it was all over when Vulpix's ember brought her close to death, then burned her. Aruf couldn't stand the thought of failure, and showed an impressive critical which didn't succeed in taking the Vulpix with her. She then succumbed to her burns and made the strained effort of crawling to the side of the battlefield so she would not interfere with the rest of the fight: AKA Samus curb stomp with a few thunder shocks to Omanyte and Kabuto, then a Karate Chop Crit series on Onyx. Boulderbadge received. "Have a good day and Giratina-bless Kanto" said the President, "don't forget to give your dog a sendoff" Cut walked over and kneeled down to hear the final words of his slave. "M-master... are you proud of me now?" Aruf painfully forced herself to say. Cut didn't answer, instead he picked her up, carried her in his arms all the way to the Pokemon center, and unceremoniously dumped her now dead body by the entrance. As he walked away, a Nurse Joy shouted out that he was no longer allowed to use that city's Pokemon center, but he didn't care, he had to patch things up with best girl, and that was all that really mattered. To be continued...
Hey Cut, what makes you more upset, being portrayed as a dick to Poochyena or that Agnes is the name of a Swablu?
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Post by カットザマック Cutthemac on Aug 21, 2016 20:56:57 GMT -8
Swablu is not worthy of the Oblige name!
And I would never name something Viridi, that's the filthy localized version name.
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Post by Jorenty on Aug 21, 2016 21:20:14 GMT -8
Swablu is not worthy of the Oblige name! And I would never name something Viridi, that's the filthy localized version name. Whelp glad to see I'm closer to in-character than I thought I'd be. If Altaria was unworthy than what Gen 1-3 Mon did you have in mind out of curiosity. Also Shizen-ō Nachure is too many characters and she was found near the Viridian Forrest.
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